Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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