a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
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he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
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I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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