ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
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two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
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Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
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