She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Randomize
