Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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