Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
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Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
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How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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