Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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