If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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