Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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