he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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