what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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