i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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