This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
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You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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