they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
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Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
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Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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