i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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