Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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