apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
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He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
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He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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