How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
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I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
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I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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