i barfeds in our rink
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
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I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
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Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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