waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
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If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
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I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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