Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
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The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
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I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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