Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Do vagina's smell?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
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You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
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The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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