Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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