She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
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I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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