Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
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remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
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That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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