we have officially lost it.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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