sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
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I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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