this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Randomize
