Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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