We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
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Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
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Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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