Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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