So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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