if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
