You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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