dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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