i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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