I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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