Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
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Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
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I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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