youre lurking in front of me
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
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Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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