Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
...so i touched it.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
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I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
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Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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