Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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