HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
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she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
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The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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