Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
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we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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