So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I'm really busy with my period
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