I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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