I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
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