He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
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i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
The Olympian is in my bed
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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