grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Never joke about your clitoris.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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