I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
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I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
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I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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