his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Randomize
