Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
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You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
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So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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