i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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